There's not much more to life besides eating and sleeping.
You're laughing at me because I am different. I am laughing at you because you are all the same.
Beauty without strength is ineffectual; Strength without beauty is barbaric.
Never go out shopping on senior citizen discount day.
Take the time to enjoy your life and you will live long. Worry about everything and you won't.
Rhyme and reason are great any season.
Have you made yourself happy today?
The only person I care to please is myself. Who cares about everyone else?
A blind person doesn't care what people look like so why should we?
Blocking people on AOL is a form of cowardice. That and I hate being blocked. But I can just make another name in like 2 minutes.
Face your fears, and pretty soon you'll have nothing to fear.
Poetry is the purest form of self-expression.
So what if curiousity killed the cat? We would never find out anything if we did not have the curiosity to investigate.
A computer can do thousands of things. Why do you think I am on it right now?
Chocolate is a women's best friend. That and Midol. Heehee.
When you see a box, look beyond the box. What you percieve to be a box may be percieved as something other than a box to another person.
The sky is blue, but who really cares what color the sky is anyway?
Anyone can do anything if they tried. The problem is most people are too lazy.
Once you hack one code you can hack them all.
Want the job done right? Ask a woman.
Want the job done wrong? Ask a man.
Never doubt the power of women, especially when we're mad.
Most people would learn how to use things if they read the instructions.
If more people had common sense, this world would be a much better place.
When someone makes you do something, do it wrong. That way they won't bother you anymore.
When you want something done, do it yourself. You can't rely on most people, but you can alway rely on yourself.
The world is full of irony. It's ironic that I said that.
Don't blame me for things that are your fault.
Why do people bother watching televison when there are better things to do?
Online shopping! I can buy thousands of things without ever leaving my chair! Now that is NIFTY!
I know what you're thinking. Ooh, look at me, I'm smart! Now give me a cookie.
Why do they call it gameboy advance when in all actuality it should be called gameboy sideways?
I don't know and I don't care.
An eraser comes in handy when you make a lot of mistakes. If only we could use erasers on life.
Have a nice day, or I'll make you!
I don't care if the stereo is at full volume. It still isn't loud enough!
I only say that for lack of a better word.
If I don't like that word, I'll make up one of my own.
My house is your house. That means if you mess it you're cleaning it up.
I procrastinate procrastinating!
Why eat to live when you can live to eat?
Tea. Because coffee tastes like crap.
I feel like a funky monkey on a Tuesday.
Like Wierd Al says, "Just eat it!"
Why do people lie when the truth is eventually found out anyway?
Patience is a virtue, considering the fact that not too many people have this thing called patience.
..... or something like that.........
I like pie!
If you're a monkey's uncle, then who is your uncle?
Tis' better to keep your mouth shut than to look stupid.
Ever notice most people don't take a hint?
That's all the quotes I can think of at the moment! But I say other things too! I will add them at a later time!
-pittstonjoma
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