on a friend's school schedule: Class- lunch Teacher- Mr. Lunch

in a signature at a message board: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

My Chemistry jokes: A chocolate chip cookie is classified as a heterogeneous mixture..... So please pass the chips ahoy heterogeneous mixtures! Volume equals mensity divided by dass.

Funny Quotes

"I would like pump on gas 8"- My mom

Funny AIM convos
kc15 2003: hola
pittstonjoma: I can come over Friday
kc15 2003: cool
pittstonjoma: Dammit.. this is boring.. Nobody has been online.. lol
kc15 2003: i have
pittstonjoma: You did not answer
kc15 2003: so
pittstonjoma: No contestome
pittstonjoma: You AHVE to answer me.. ;)
pittstonjoma: *Have
kc15 2003: no
pittstonjoma: Cuz I'm special
pittstonjoma: YES
kc15 2003: no
pittstonjoma: YES
kc15 2003: no
pittstonjoma: Yes, blonde.
pittstonjoma: :-P
kc15 2003: :D
pittstonjoma: Do you know l33t?
pittstonjoma: ph33r l33t
kc15 2003: huh?
pittstonjoma: leet?
pittstonjoma: bah @ j00 :p
pittstonjoma: k31th d035n't kn0w l33t! :p
pittstonjoma: Imagine leet Spanish
pittstonjoma: Y0 h4bl0 35p4ñ0l
pittstonjoma: Is the Blonde one still living?
kc15 2003: maybe
pittstonjoma: Are you dead or alive?
kc15 2003: i dont know
pittstonjoma: How could you not know?
kc15 2003: im BLONDE
pittstonjoma: LOL.. Nite IMed you to see if you would say maybe.. lol
pittstonjoma: Are you awake?
kc15 2003: maybe
pittstonjoma: How blonde are you this evening?
kc15 2003: very
pittstonjoma: Ever been to los40.com?
kc15 2003: no
pittstonjoma: Spanish music
pittstonjoma: Desde Brasil es una canta buena.
pittstonjoma: I need caffiene....... Ugh I think I am becoming a caffiene addict
kc15 2003: me too
pittstonjoma: Aw screw it.. I'm going to make a tea.. lol The addicition wins
pittstonjoma: *addiction
pittstonjoma: LOL My friend says screennames with initials and numbers are feminine
kc15 2003: ok
pittstonjoma: Any comments?
kc15 2003: no
pittstonjoma: ok
pittstonjoma: Have you had a kit kat today? ;)
kc15 2003: no
pittstonjoma: Me neither.
pittstonjoma: lol
pittstonjoma: Wait.. I think it was have you had your break today not kit-kat
pittstonjoma: Are you still living?
kc15 2003: yes
pittstonjoma: ok
pittstonjoma: Glad you finally figured out if you were dead or alive.
pittstonjoma: You don't talk much, do you?
pittstonjoma: .......
pittstonjoma: Are you blonde?
pittstonjoma: Did you die on me?
*** kc15 2003 signed off at Tue Dec 18 20:40:37 2001.

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