Introduction

Take a look at what the world needs today and you will find that the intelligent people of the world deserve something for all their wonderful contributions to the world. Look at all they did for us. We would not know half the knowledge we know today if it wasn't for these people. Therefore I, pittstonjoma, have a grand idea that should be taken into consideration by everyone. After all, intelligent people have improved everyone's lives. Just think. Where would we be without inventions such as electricity?

On to the proposal. As you may have noticed, there are bathrooms for both ladies and men. That is good and all but something very important is missing. What about the bathrooms for intelligent people? Where are they? Do you see what I mean? Intelligent people are forced to share bathrooms with not-so-intelligent people. The bathrooms are often dirty and attrocious environments. After all the great things the intelligent people did for us and we didn't even provide them with a decent place to do bathroom-type activities! What a bloody shame!

What is an intelligent people bathroom?
Listed below are some of the features of intelligent people bathrooms.

A library of books and magazines
The intelligent people can expand their already vast knowledge upon making whoopy. Why, making whoopy takes, my 10 to fifteen minutes! And what about the constipated intelligent people? Why, they can really expand their knowledge in this environ we call learning!

Towels (terry cloth not paper)
Everyone knows those paper towels commonly found in lavoratories (which I believe are actually some sort of cardboard) never dry your hands properly. And intelligent people deserve to have dry hands. Why should their hands be wet? If Albert Einstein was still living, he would be greatly upset if he had to walk out of the lavoratory with wet hands!

Auto-flush
Even intelligent people forget to flush once in a while. This would eliminate strange foul odors and disgusted intelligent people.

Pine Air Fresheners
Everyone loves those pine air fresheners, especially intelligent people. Making the intellectual individual pleased is the Intelligent People Bathroom's goal and priority.

Soap with lotion and antibacterial
Everyone knows germs are common in the bathroom. Antibacterial soap is therefore needed. Also, everyone knows soap with lotions is way better than the regular. Why if it wasn't for intelligent people there wouldn't be such a great invention!

Of course, the intelligent people bathroom would have separate men's and ladies corridors in order to contribute to the needs of all intelligent people. After all, what if the crush of an intelligent person saw him or her making whoopy? What a dreadful thought! Now you see my point.

Conclusion
I hope that it has now come to your attention that the Intelligent People Bathroom™ is greatly needed. The world would be greatly improved with this invention in hotels, schools, department stores, shopping malls, restaurants, airports, movie theatres, and any other places where intelligent people spend their time. It brings me great pleasure to share my wonderful invention with all of you.